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i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 20, 2019
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Bro Band

A smartphone accessory for simple hands-free driving. Comprised of a rubber band around your head that securely holds your smartphone in place close to your ear and mouth.
Hey, this bro band is great. I can drive without having to hold my phone.
by Prunella V July 16, 2015
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.
"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.
by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010
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radar the band

A group of half lousy gits who scream at eachother.
See those guys over there? That's radar the band!
by The willow wisp April 2, 2023
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D’iberville Marching band

The best band on the coast.
#1 brass and woodwind section

#1 percussions nd front ensemble

#1 color guard
Alright guys one more time

Sighs from the entire D’iberville marching band
by Howtospeeel September 4, 2019
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white county marching band

Best band in the whole state of Tennessee 🤙
White county marching band was chose out of the whole state of Tennessee to go to DC so they could march in the National Independence Day Parade. July 4, 2017
by TheTruthOfDeath October 23, 2017
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