A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.
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Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
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Get the cold oven mug.Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
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Get the Cold-forking mug.It does not mean your depressed it just means you are staying to yourself and not giving in to anyone. You don't really care anymore but you actually do care. It's basically a dysfunctional bipolar confused feeling. Sometimes people use a code 9/10 to acknowledge that they are experiencing a cold spine.
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