mike zacharias

(SPOILERS) a man who did deserve to die In season 2 of AOT mike was killed by Zeke aka the beast titan (rip dis hunk, also I really wanna fuck him)

'.'we've only lost once we give up"a quote by Mike Zacharias

by DA PAINLOL March 17, 2021

the mike douglass

banging multiple bitches in one evening

fucking your girl in the afternoon then banging your ex later that night.

by meach October 1, 2003

Phil Mickelson

A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match

Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Dirty Mike

A north texas snapchat legend known for his wild parties, funny videos, and long mullet.

If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”

by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

prison man mike

Ahh “prison man mike” -when some refers to you as this phrase it means you are going away for a long time, so far and long that you end wearing the shinnyest shackles know to man, also another term used for armadillo or tractor

Man- “is prison man mike getting on”
Man #2- “ I don’t think he’s getting on for a while”
Man- “ for how long”
Man#2 “so far”

by Kavsiwvdyejekwos August 3, 2021

Mike

A pathetic, sad, lonely guy who over-compensates for his short stature by endlessly spewing word excrement out of his mouth every chance he gets. Mike is an insincere, insecure narcissist who acts like he is very intelligent and caring, but really is just stupid. And he can't get girls because he's fat and ugly. The only redeemable features of him are his decent dick and his extensive list of things that are easy to make fun of.

"Hey that guy over there looks OK I guess"
"No..he totally looks like a Mike. He is so short! And he won't stop talking to us.."

by todd fark October 6, 2012