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mexi-tit

guy 1: have you met that new girl?
guy 2: dora?
guy 1: who cares about her name?! the mexi-tit!
by mrbenko July 25, 2011
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Rolly Tits

Noun; when some one is so fat that the boobs become part of the fat rolls on the chest and body and it just looks horrible.
Hey bro, did you see that fat ass..she has rolly tits.
by moscovite114 August 12, 2011
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Tit Nazi

Tit nazi (noun)
1. a woman whose prominent breasts substitute for respectful interaction with others
2. A woman who makes up in tits what she lacks in superego super ego = psychic apparatus that moderates the ego according to social and moral norms

Tit nazied (verb)
1. the act of disrespecting others as a result of feeling superior due a sense of entitlement that arises from one’s breasts

“Tit tripping” (intransitive verb)
- the experience of being in control of a social situation because of the power arising from the prominence of one’s breasts
"My bartender is an asshole, but her tits keep me coming back. She's such a tit nazi."

“Look how much of an asshole I can be, and yet they keep coming back. I’m so tit tripping.”

“I tit tripped my way into making a lot of tips.”
by Jehalexacy June 17, 2011
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Tit Volcano

The act of squeezing ones nipple untill blood spooges out of the nip.
OH MY GOD someone gave me a tit volcano yesterday when I was sleeping.
by Bthibs October 14, 2011
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Tit Flyers

when your boobs magically fly and smack someone in the fucking face! BAM POW!!!!! ;)
Dude: Did you see that girls boobs hit that guy!? Dude 2: yea man! She has some tit flyers!!!
by blllluuuccckkk November 10, 2011
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Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!
by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011
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Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
by rds1840 September 25, 2011
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