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freshi god

by $angria20 November 21, 2019
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smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy
Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.
by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017
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God It Up

When an unlikely, rare or miracle class event occurs and someone describes it or adds arguably fictional/misleading description that it suggests that it was an action (a) God must have caused or been involved in without any due cause to believe it was interaction by (a) God.

It is used in the same sense if God was replaced with the word pimp. To pimp it up to make it more exiting or a food more varied/sharp by adding extra to it. To God It Up is to describe it in such a way to try and create religious fervor from it.
Person A: Hey I heard that Mary has been going around saying she survived that car crash due to God answering her prayers. What do you think?

Person B: Meh, she's just God It Up a little.
by Comando96 July 17, 2011
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God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"
Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...
by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018
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Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man
Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God
by Umadetypo May 12, 2021
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god.8letter

a menace to society. never misses and is definitely an alpha 🤷🏽 ♀️
omg is that god.8letter⁉️

it is that’s the guy who never misses!
by ur moms piss June 30, 2021
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god banana

Banana... but god
damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.
by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017
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