Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016

equine humanoid

A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.

An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.

by Zuger June 17, 2003

No Human Decency

When you don't have Human Decency proves that when you're wrogn u dont own up to it you fucking cunt

you have no human decency

by nicew April 17, 2021

Country Humans

If the anime Hetalia and Country Balls had a kid, they abandoned said kid and left the kid with the animation community on YouTube.

Country Humans is basically just Country Balls...

by WattpadWriter123 January 8, 2020

human

"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-

---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---

'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-

by daftydaft February 21, 2009

Human Taco

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.

My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.

by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013

human

A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.

Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.

by Brandemic August 13, 2010