red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

by Sakure April 7, 2003

red hair phase

it depends on whether it’s natural red head color or deep/bright red color. if a girl has natural red hair she usually likes taylor swift and reading, if it’s the other type of red this girl is going through it. usually likes radio read and stoner guitar guys. def got her heart broken and both romanticize the f out of everything.

“do you that girl over there?”

“yeah, she’s definitely in her red hair phase.”

by cutegirl05 February 11, 2022

polish love hairs

Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.

L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.

by Lover of Polak April 19, 2010

Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

Fuck-sexful Hair

Having a messy, disheveled, looking head of hair, leading to the impression that you are successful in bed.

Geez Rasputin, you have fuck-sexful hair today. How was your night?

by ttmess June 29, 2011

becky with the good hair

originally appeared in Beyonce song "Sorry" on her Lemonade album, she used it in reference to someone her man is cheating with, reportedly a white woman slur used by women of color.

You know the type, Becky with the good hair, aka any white girl your man trying to creep with.

by mommaB May 23, 2016

singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.

Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.

by Luigi August 12, 2004