massage gun

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025

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Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

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Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"

by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

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gun

your average metal marijuana pipe with sparklers and nailgun blanks

my mom has had a ghost gun with .22lr round in it with sparklers for the drunk who kills me since i was 8. before that it was in a north ontario hunting lodge, steel and woodgrain! shes had it since 16 and she was born in 1960 she got it and a skinning knife into the cockpit on aircanada pre 9/11 no arrest.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

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gun row

slang name for Grand Rapids Michigan

when hangin out in gun row your lookin slick havin pockets that are thick and need surgery to get chicks removed from your

by TazzyMcTaz May 9, 2010

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Hot Glue Gun

Proceed to masturbate with your choice of super glue. When you cum you squeeze your balls like you are squirting out hot glue.

You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis

I need to administer this hot glue gun

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

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