The Door

When someone says something so DUMB that they need to leave the room

Girl: did you know that if you close your eyes you can't see?
Guy: the door

by I'm the h December 10, 2019

door

a random surprise. even for people who know what's behind the door

doors are weird

by th3 doorman February 15, 2022

Dumptruck Door Slam

Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.

Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.

Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.

Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.

by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025

Front Door

Similar to TYB. Except more harsh.

First created about a guy named Ebby

“Damn bro he just front doored you.”

by Front door June 23, 2024

ceiling fan door

A person who identifies as a ceiling fan and a door.

D:First you were a ceiling fan now you're a door X3

M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR

by Bull. T May 15, 2018

Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

Door plug

A disabled door that fell 16,000 feet

Door plug, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE

by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024