Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

Chris Hyatt

a big kid that loves Annette Parker and is smelly

Chris Hyatt has a hot sister

by bigbkilla96 February 4, 2022

Chris Catalyst

He’s that one bald guy and he has some pretty good songs.

“This song is great! Who made it?”
“It’s by Chris Catalyst.”
“Oh the bald guy?”

by pastaboi38 January 8, 2023

Fat Chris

A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.

Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.

I haven't seen Darkbear in awhile have you seen him?
Nah, hes turned into a fat chris

by Danothon April 5, 2020

Oj Chris

A person with compulsive lying issues , can never stop lying about serious real world problems .

Don’t believe a word he says Melinda , he is such an Oj Chris!

by 69xxo July 9, 2021

Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Chris Belled

To be shut out everything you have and had all because of some costly decision you made while mad

Dude I think you should fix things with your wife before you get Chris belled

by Didyousay62 August 21, 2019