Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".

Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010

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Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

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geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.

geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins

by zepth007 December 4, 2009

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boner sleeve

Slang term used to describe a condom.

Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?

Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.

by TMA-1 July 28, 2011

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A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.

Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND

by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012

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