boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

Boner King

People Who Work at Burger King With Large Boners.

I Just Had Lunch at Boner King.

by Kjman February 16, 2015

boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

joy boner

The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.

Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday

by kangoulius May 12, 2015

Jew boner

An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.

I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.

Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.

by PutItUpYourNose June 2, 2015

Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015