The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)
by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008

by J.Babi January 28, 2011

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield
by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003

i bunch of grown men who think that the way to "stick it to the man." or "destroy the goverment." Is to start a gan beat up teenage boys, and women who clearly werent doing anything and video tape it and make a DVD.
by BNrizzle April 27, 2005

by jason May 27, 2004

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
by fuckster flags April 3, 2010

by Mr. Callhan June 11, 2006
