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Beat n' Skeet

The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)
Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet
by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008
mugGet the Beat n' Skeetmug.

Four-On-The-Floor Beat

A Simple Beat Made For Dancing. Found A Lot In Techno Pop Music.
This Song Has House Roots And A Four-On-The-Floor Beat I Can Chill And Dance To.
by J.Babi January 28, 2011
mugGet the Four-On-The-Floor Beatmug.

Beat your Jesus

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield
Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys
by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003
mugGet the Beat your Jesusmug.

boston beat down

i bunch of grown men who think that the way to "stick it to the man." or "destroy the goverment." Is to start a gan beat up teenage boys, and women who clearly werent doing anything and video tape it and make a DVD.
Last month they killed women cuz they beat her to death.
by BNrizzle April 27, 2005
mugGet the boston beat downmug.

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late
justin was tool beating at 930 .
by jason May 27, 2004
mugGet the tool beatingmug.

beat the cock game

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
by fuckster flags April 3, 2010
mugGet the beat the cock gamemug.

beat off kid

some one who beats off nearly 24/7/365 and lets the wold know
Sean Connary: "I caught you jacking off"
by Mr. Callhan June 11, 2006
mugGet the beat off kidmug.

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