Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls

Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?

by DagsGen January 30, 2023

Beardo

A Latin Third-Declension Noun

It essentially means deranged maniac with a horrible beard.

Declension:

Nom. - Beardo

Gen. - Beardonis

Dat. - Beardoni

Acc. - Beardonem

Abl .- Beardone

Plural Declension:

Nom. - Beardones
Gen. - Beardonum

Dat. - Beardonibus
Acc. - Beardones
Abl .- Beardonibus

Beardo credit tempus erat quo filius non erat.

Beardones hostiles Dei sunt.

by TommyC2023 January 31, 2023

Beamed

Getting shit on in a video game by a player who does not miss their shots.

Teammate1: yo this guy has not missed a shot on me!
Teammate2: bro you got beamed.

by iGoNorth February 2, 2023

beard drool

The pussy juice that is dripping off of a man with a beard.

I made her cum so hard while eating her pussy that I ended up with beard drool.

by DaJRizzle February 5, 2023

Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.

"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."

by SweetSugarBalls March 1, 2023

Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.

"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"

by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023

Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food

Look at the beard droppings in my food

by Dlgomez March 20, 2023