anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

anal digger

A man who like to play in the anuses of other men.

That Carl is a real anal digger, did you see the way those alphas tag teamed him and dug in his anus.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Anal rape

When shrek flys through your window at night after getting hit by your dad and he puts you on all four’s and says “this is my swam” then penetrates your ass whole with his big green oger penis

Person 1; Yoo u watch friends last night

Person 2; no, after daddy hit me agen, shrek anal raped me

Person 1; deep

by Sc;andysmith2345 July 25, 2018

Anal Six

Associated with a New Zealander's oafish accent where they pronounce 'six' instead of 'sex', most likely due to their inbreeding and fondness of bumming sheep.

New Zealander "I love anal six and fush n chups!"

Australian "you are ridiculously oafish, how you have survived this long as a race is amazing"

New Zealander "I love sheep lots ay bruu"

Australian "..."

by easy off bam March 21, 2011

anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

anal shard

The incorrect reading of Brooklyn Tech's "Anal's Hard" message on its Chemistry major's 2007 yearbook picture.

It's not anal shard, it's Anal's Hard!!!!!

by Techie2007 July 12, 2007

anal spelunkers

People that search through dark small "caves" known as: ass crack, stank hole, booty hole, butthole, corn hole, or the trench.

People like Eminem and 50 Cent are anal spelunkers.

by Pat AR January 29, 2004