toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

by pissbabey August 26, 2021

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 2, 2021

toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 11, 2021

toeses

A toeses is a toe with a face. You will find it under your bed.

OMG!! MOM I FOUND A TOESES!!

by arsonist11 September 17, 2021

toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.

i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!

by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021

Taisei

A friend who's quiet and being a jew, Who thinks is the next Emperor Meji and a person who is driven by imperialism and colonizing asia.

Why you such a Taisei?

by ray VETNAM November 21, 2021