lax bro

A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!

Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3

by A Lax Bros Sister July 13, 2010

Bro-Gnar

Pronounced: broner

1. Pertains to having a boner while in close proximity to your bros

Things got a little awkward when Riley got a raging mega huge Bro-Gnar with his pledge brothers in the sauna

by WeaselTits April 13, 2010

Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .

Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "

by Mike Hawkburns May 17, 2010

Bro Ho

A girl in high school-college/university. Bro Ho's hang out with guys all the time, even though guys don't wan't to be "just friends". They don't have many girl friends because they are jealous and/or intimidated by the Bro Ho's. They wear make-up all the time and post pictures of themselves on facebook to make them look better than they actually are. Bro Ho's do not have a high IQ but are as rich as f*$k because of their parents and spend the money on slutty clothes, pimped-out trucks and gigantic Starbucks drinks. Bro Ho's flirt A LOT even though they are not looking for a real relationship and cannot be taken seriously in one.

1: "Hey, did you see that chick over there!"

"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"

2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"

"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."

3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"

by yetties539 September 6, 2012

Bro syrup

The syrup produced from a man. But tastes sweeter like syrup if its from a f**king BRO. Can be used as a substitute to " ass licking" " Brown nosing".

"Oh how does his Bro syrup taste?" " This wannabe Bro wants my fucking Bro syrup"

by LAGGMANN January 12, 2012

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

bro-bitch

# Usually a friend, who refuses to share food etc., while bitching and making excuses...
# Often used in Vietnamese community
# Can also be used in reverse word order bitch-bro

P: Hey, that Banh mi looks delicious, share a bit with me.
T: No way, you know I had to Blalala Blabla

P: You are such a bro-bitch lately

by Drunken Pear September 16, 2016