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Don't mess with texas

George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!
by The Awesome March 28, 2005
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texas heart shot

Cumming in one's asshole during anal sex
Paul delivered a brutal Texas Heart Shot on Anna's cow.
by Arab Bastard January 22, 2007
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Andrew: Texas Ranger

1. Dumbass who tells unbelieveable stories in the hopes of impressing someone. (a corruption of Andrew and Walker: Texas Ranger. Circa 2005 Buffalo)
"yo that kid did missinary work in the Amazon!" "He said he fucked all the diner whores too. He such an Andrew: Texas Ranger"
by King of the Diner Whores December 13, 2006
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Texas Tech University

One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.
University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!

Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
by TheBigF89 October 16, 2010
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texas cream

a massive amount of cum (released in shorts)
jeb was so hot to see sally mae he had a texas cream just thinkin about it
by aquafish4 June 21, 2006
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dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass
by HellSing March 28, 2005
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Texas dry rub

When you eat BBQ and you finger a girl with your BBQ fingers
I took my girl to dinner then gave her the ole texas dry rub
by Art Web 86 June 29, 2015
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