scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.

Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"

by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017

Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017

scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

scott and paige

The sexiest power couple ever created!

Scott and paige look so sexy together

by Aulbackjeep April 19, 2018

Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.

I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag

by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017

Scott the Dunk

The act of trying to maintain an erection while the girl you're trying to bang (or, "dunk") does or says things that would otherwise render you flacid.

"Bro, if I didn't Scott the Dunk with my left hand through my pocket, I wouldn't have been able to bang that ugly liberal broad who wouldn't shut up about how much better off we world be if Hillary Clinton was the one elected president. "

by Mr.Awesome a.k.a Mitch September 29, 2017