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Spread illegal

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡
by FP.27 November 23, 2022
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Spreadsheeting

When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.
He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.
by redaisy14 December 8, 2022
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screaming puppy

The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.
Damm that’s one screaming puppy
by Echgoddess December 14, 2022
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Screamo

Anything Barth listens to.
Me: hey Barth turn that shit Screamo music off

Barth: it’s not Screamo you uneducated fuck

Me: no
by Definitely not Bailey January 4, 2023
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Spreadshite

A spreadsheet that is filled with shite. Most probably it has been provided to the data team as a 'database' and contains everything from multiple date formats, to bizarre unicode characters and is unfailingly riddled with tab spaces and newlines. Whats more, a true speadshite should be sent to as 'Twenty five minutes work for the data team'.
"Did we the data exports yet? They should have sent them as XML files for each table"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"
by will_shatner February 3, 2023
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Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.
by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023
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Spread The Butter

"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing
That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.
by Aissakur March 21, 2023
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