Pink Sock Puppet

1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.

2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)

Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.

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1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."

2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."

by Emily Adams June 24, 2020

low sock perk

Something only certified ballers know about. Iykyk 😈

Yo homie Ima score like 15 this weekend, I’m rocking low sock perk.

by The elusive MP August 26, 2022

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022

nice socks

a low key way of saying "let's fuck" without just coming out and saying it.

Kelsey: Nice Socks
Brendan:Thanks😉

by spartans09 April 18, 2016

socks n sandels

The gangster way for wearing sandels. The only time you will catch a gangster wearing sandels is if its summer time and they are wearing some crispy white socks with some adidas or jordan or nike sandels. Shit is too GANGSTA. Old people think its gay but anybody who knows fashion knows is G as a mothafucka.

Whats good b, I see you rockin' the Socks n sandels.

by J-lizzle July 3, 2005

Pink Sock Chicken

A game in which two people with pink socks tie them together and attempt to walk apart. The first person to scream loses. A pink sock, in turn, is a prolapsed rectum and has the appearance of a fleshy pink sock sticking out from one's anal region.

"Oh man! Ben and Jimmy totally played pink sock chicken. Now their asses will never heal!"

"Who won?"

"Ben - but now he's got himself a pink blanket!"

by The Real Roger Wilco September 30, 2009

Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009