poo wang

When your wang smells like poo.

I would suck this, but it smells like poo wang.

by MissMcQ January 13, 2012

poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011

karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.

"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."

by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011

Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011

Poo Manchu

The result of a dodgy Chinese takeaway, normally felt the morning after.
Usually follows a series of Phew Manchus ( post Chinese love puffs).

That's the last time I go to Flaming Eye , this morning I was attacked by poo Manchu.

by Hwun Hung Low February 17, 2023

Girl poo

When a girl poos

Narrator- Ruby and Ella both girl pooed today
Ruby and Ella- Yes we did uwu

by your.daily.kny.translated August 24, 2023

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering nicknames for the newly indicted Donald Trump, this is the newest and perhaps funniest. Named for a tasty orange drink and whatever goes down the New York City sewer system, Tang Poo is so named because of Trump’s orange skin and the fact that he has shit for brains.

Republicans are so stupid that they would bring Tang Poo back into the White House if they could. The last I heard, you can’t run a country from the federal pen.

by anonymous September 4, 2023