Poop Eraser 

1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".

2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.

3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.

1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.

3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.

Poop Eraser by noworriezzs April 22, 2008

poop valve 

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.

Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.

poop valve by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011

poop kid 

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...

Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"

poop kid by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011

poop purgatory

The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.

Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!

poop purgatory by tammykitt November 7, 2011

Poop Shackles 

The shitty things that keep you down in life.

"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."

Poop Shackles by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013

poop or get off the fence 

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

poop or get off the fence by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014

poop-tubing 

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.

Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.

poop-tubing by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016