Stephen's underwear always had bad ventilation so he secretly opened his fly. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan only Stephen could hear. She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while inserting a few fingers in her soggy pussy. After that, she laid down while I slowly took off her panties, revealing the huge ass. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.
by BiggusDickusPussySlayer692169 February 6, 2020
Get the fly is openmug. Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.
by chris's birthday August 16, 2009
Get the Flying Himalayan Mongoosemug. Any flying insect which can be found hanging around the anus of cattle / sheep and / or welshmen.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
Get the Bum Bum Flymug. a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 23, 2007
Get the penis fly trapmug. When you fuck a woman's anus with a cucumber while listening to Mr. Roboto and then proceeding to make cucumber sandwiches for the girl's waspy parents after she cum shit all over the cucumber.
"Her parents left in disgust and a hurry after a yummy and nutritious Dirty Flying Katrina sandwich."
by Haeden'sKitty March 28, 2009
Get the Dirty Flying Katrinamug. Someone that temps guys into humping, shafting, penetrating, and/or screwing them into the anal orifice.
by Meng September 2, 2004
Get the Anal Fly Trapmug. An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.
Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.
Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.
Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.
by klopek007 January 27, 2010
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monstermug.