Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.

1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"

by punglefish July 17, 2011

Soup Pals

A word used to describe an absolute fucking mess of a place.

'This party is fucking soup pals'

by Cat Lad March 14, 2022

soup pvp

An unknown yet overpowered combat style in Minecraft

1v1 me in Minecraft bitch, soup pvp style

by oopseiwoopsie June 20, 2019

Staying for soup

To be the drunkest guest at an afternoon Scotch tasting on Christmas Eve… and being oblivious to crashing the host’s dinner.

He tried just about every Scotch within 2 hours and ended up staying for soup.

by Pinicitis December 24, 2023

Getting Soup

A term meaning to get a very sloppy/slobbery blowjob.

Koby: Aye Scott you get that sloppy toppy?
Scott: Hell Yeah I was Getting Soup from my grandma last night!

by Wootagang June 14, 2020

Skadooching in the Soup

When you ejaculate in the soup broth and feed it to hungry customers

"The secret recipe for my noodle soup is I have my chef back there Skadooching in the Soup! it adds a salty kick that the soup wont do without"

by MistahDGun July 10, 2025

Plate of Soup

Hot Mess!

I got really high, I was a plate of soup

by SexyMaaanGunShow February 26, 2022