monkey turd

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Hairy Monkey

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.

four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...

by spente200 May 02, 2005

cock monkey

A girl who loves cock and likes to play with or on cocks like monkeys do on trees.

Guy 1:Yo! DMB that one girl, Summer is a cock monkey.
Guy 2:Hell yeah, she loves to play on cocks like monkeys on trees.
Guy 1:Tru Dat homie

by RAMS57 March 05, 2009

screaming monkey

yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.

All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.

by loneagle October 19, 2008

Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores February 01, 2004

Monkey’s Blood

Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.

Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?

by Silvergrey1 February 23, 2021

monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

by warbob May 18, 2006