Matthew

EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)
hi Matthew
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Matthew

Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
Wow, he is probably a Matthew.
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matthew is asian and cool
who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O
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Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.
Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
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a horrible person who is part of the boisss and is a pathetic ,homophobic ,self obsessed dick
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Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life
Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew

Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today
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He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
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