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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messagesโ€”don't look at my newspaper!"
by 2Bobs April 23, 2024
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eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.
That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.
by substituteteacher March 11, 2023
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ–•
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does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023
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LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.
That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".
by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ–•
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Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.
"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"
by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025
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