Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.
by imsuperhot69 November 24, 2021
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Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
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Get the July Anthony Reeves mug.This date is superior, people born on this date are intelligent, smart, handsome and good at sex. They have the best possible zodiac sign and that is cancer. Which means they are only compatible with other cancers that are preferably born 2 days before, July 17th. Of course July 17th is not a bad date but it cannot be compared to July 19th.
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