Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

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Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.

Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae

by Binki Boy June 30, 2021

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Jordan Barnes

a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.

jordan Barnes is a lover of cock

by A.T.Foxley May 7, 2018

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to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014

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Jordan Is the sweetest, most loving, funny, and caring guy you'll ever meet. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. His girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. She has so much love for him and appreciates all he's done for her. Even though Jordan can be annoying he's loyal. He will cheer you up when your down. He also has a big dick but an even bigger heart if you deserve it.

"Isn't that your man jae?"
"Yea Jordan that's my man"

by iiihrtjaee November 21, 2023

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