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Jonny

A stupid boy, who wastes his time pooping
"Oh, look Jonny is on the toilet again"
by Walkerboi October 26, 2018
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jonny

a boy who has a vag.
man jonny has such a little doodle.

yeah.
he has a vag,
by trennalised March 3, 2008
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Johnno

Martin Johnson. Quite simply the best rugby player, like ever.

Led Leicester to five consecutive league wins, and back-to-back Heineken cups.

84 England caps, 39 as captain. Only lost 5 games as captain.

8 Caps for the British Lions on three tours (1993, 1997, 2001), and the only man to have captained them on two tours, (1997 & 2001).

Should have been voted BBC sports personality of the year winner in 2003 but public voted for glamour boy Wilko instead of gruntman.
Johnno was the best.
by Lester Tiger December 3, 2006
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the johnner

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.
by Sfveujv October 20, 2017
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Jonny

A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.
girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
by Lfe September 29, 2009
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Johnnie

A drunk asshole who gets pulled over at 108 mph and loses his job all over his ex gf
Don't be a Johnnie
by Cheeko February 10, 2017
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jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.
"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"
by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005
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