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John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
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John Deacon

John Richard Deacon was born on August 19th 1951. As the youngest member of the legendary band Queen he joined them as last one in 1971 to become their infamous Bass Player. Deacy / Disco Deacy became a legend with self written songs like Another one bites the dust, I want to break free or You're my best friend. Not to forget the famous bassline from under pressure, which was stolen by a white jerk from Florida. Deacy is Father of 6 children and since 1975 married to Veronica Deacon. He is Part of the ship Deacury with his best Friend Freddie Mercury. Deacy is known to be pure, kind, quit and cute. The Deacy Amp, which Brian May still uses was built by him. He loves to Dance on stage and is also known as Disco Queen, his favorite Food is cheese on toast and he is interested in cars just like Roger Taylor. We all Love him. And after You read that, You should too. He retired from music in 1997, after Freddie Mercury's death. And is hopefully Happy at home. In Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by Joe Mazzello
Fan: wow, i just Met John Deacon on the Stress but i didn't Record him for 10 minutes and made Pics to get attention! I respect his privacy and just told him how Amazing he is!
by Xenia Mathers April 23, 2019
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The John Travolta

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.
Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."
by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016
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John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.
He did a John job on her!
by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019
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sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.
She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
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John Gork

If given the term "John Gork" at random, without any prior context or specific meaning associated with it, I can provide a general interpretation or definition based on the individual components of the name:

"John" is a common masculine given name, derived from the Hebrew name "Yochanan," meaning "God is gracious." It is widely used in English-speaking countries.

"Gork" is a surname that does not have a commonly known or specific meaning in the English language. It could be a personal or family name with various origins or cultural associations.

Therefore, in the absence of additional information, "John Gork" could be interpreted as a fictional character name, an individual's name, or a combination of two ordinary names. Without specific context or details, it is challenging to provide a more precise definition or meaning for "John Gork" beyond the general understanding of the given components.
by mepisstoe June 28, 2023
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