Human

A human is something Osama Bin Laden is not.

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"

by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022

Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

human

a living thing

I am a human.

by An Urban Dictionary User October 28, 2018

Human

Human

Humans are humans.

by April 06, 2021

Human

You, unless you are an alien seeing this ;-;

A:Are you a human??
B: Heck no! im an alien

by AbsoutelyUndercovor July 04, 2020

Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up

I hate being human.

by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022

human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.

alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂

by It's Me, DISFLY September 27, 2023