Human Suitcase

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.

by jmreno March 13, 2011

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.

Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011

Human

(noun) A terrifying you should avoid.

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."

by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021

Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.

When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.

by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021

Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023