This kid not only jumped out from behind the First National Bank's entrance wearing a full indian costume, but when the bank cop gave him a high five and a 10 dollar bill, it really increased the wtf factor.
by Nizzit February 10, 2008
Get the wtf factor mug.the rating given to the level of pressure on one's lower digestive system directly relating to the immediacy of relieving oneself. The level, or factor, is given in a rating of 1-5 with five being the highest pressure. Choke factor named in honor of Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek as it relates to a warp factor.
Jose: Hey mang, that double jalapeno burrito supreme was right on.
Carlos: Si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. I got a choke factor 5. I'm touchin cloth.
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Kirk: Scotty, I need more power. The Klingons are almost in range.
Scotty: I'm givin er all she's got. But my ass is on fire. Me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and I'm bad off. I'm backed up
Kirk: How bad is it?
Scotty: It's a choke factor 5 captain. I don't think I can take any mooooorrr
Kirk: get to sick bay
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a plumber.
Carlos: Si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. I got a choke factor 5. I'm touchin cloth.
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Kirk: Scotty, I need more power. The Klingons are almost in range.
Scotty: I'm givin er all she's got. But my ass is on fire. Me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and I'm bad off. I'm backed up
Kirk: How bad is it?
Scotty: It's a choke factor 5 captain. I don't think I can take any mooooorrr
Kirk: get to sick bay
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a plumber.
by buckdeer September 4, 2009
Get the choke factor mug.No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.
…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
by Phrix October 21, 2010
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Get the Brad Facts mug.Stage name of Mace H. Greenfield originally created by Fred Greenspan then President of Tortami Metro Promotions in or about 1984. A character that speaks what others think but fail to orate, about societal icons, current events and more. First & briefly on air with WNUU in early mid '80's. From 1989 to 1991, he was part of the morning show, "Terry T. with Mace in your Face" on WJTZ, 640 AM heard through parts of TN, VA, NC, WV, & KY, he then hosted talk radio on and off on Long Island NY while making guest appearances elsewhere from 1992 through 2003. Today, he works as a lawyer out of Jericho, NY.
When Mace in your Face was on air, politicians knew to be on their toes, and cops knew not to be dirty. But they continued anyway, being more careful and watching over their shoulders. Now he is a lawyer, helping people.
by Mace in your Face February 3, 2010
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