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eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.
It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023
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I EAT CHILDREN

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by Puffyfish February 16, 2023
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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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Eat chesshba lavavita

The craziest squad ever hottest chicks in school
We love eat chesshba lavavita there all so hot
by Jenny and her friend October 23, 2019
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Waiting for the rats to eat it

Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.
-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.
by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019
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eat like a pig

term used to describe an ugly fat person who can’t stay away from food.
“wow you eat like a pig”
“yeah you do, you’re so chubby and fat”
by urmomsahoetbh November 3, 2021
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Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the prospect is interested in what you sell, perhaps because of your marketing...hits your website... but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)
If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.
by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022
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