When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is an EXTREMELY hot and smexy man that pulls hot bitches and boys. he is usually good at golf and Minecraft.
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Get the Dylan mug.The best couple ever and should live happily ever after. Although Dylan is a lil dumb Jaicie's smarts make up for it. They r the cutest couple and r the definition of couple goals. Dylan's a lil out of her league but Jaicie is cool too.
by LittyTHICC February 1, 2018
Get the Jaicie And Dylan mug.He is one of the most complex people i know he hides how he feels alot. every one thinks they know him he is a trickster but not dishonest he cares more about other then him self he repress's his sex drive due to fear but ladies make know mistake he can be won over he knows heart break and loves deeply he believes there is a place for everything and a purpose for every thing he dreams of dressing up and fighting injustices but will never do it alone he tends to fall for women who are out going fun and persistent he knows what trauma can do to a person he loves when girls play with his hair but wont let just any one do that he is a sensitive male who has dreams of starting a family he knows him self better then most know them selfs he love mythology comics manga and animation i cant understand why but he sees things in a way most do not he can do the impossible under the right conditions he seems to have great respect for Athena, Hermes there is probably more he thinks he is not worth much due to the fact that he can't be impartial about him self and while he is an optimist it drains him so if you see a blue eyed brown haired man talk to him if you like him confess to him he holds him self back out of fear that he will be hurt or hurt others and will die for the one he loves if he has to but will probably find a way to come back beware of his rage he may never hit anybody if he does he needs support it means he is hurt but his voice will shake you to your bones
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