She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

dads

a thing that left cause his pull out game was terrible

no dads only moms

by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

Step dad

A total fucker that tries to buy ur mother in law for about a year until he becomes a total asshole

Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?

Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !

by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021