missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
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Corn Gobbler

A corn gobbler is a person who loves to give anal oral sex.
Bro, did you mix in the cool whip with all that ass you ate, what a corn gobbler
by Billy Mac and the hot dog fish February 28, 2025
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Corn head

The act of taking multiple corn on the cob melting butter on them putting them together and maturbating with them
I love summertime because the crop is finally ready for harvest and I can give me some good corn head
by Pedl February 21, 2019
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Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.
“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”
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Boiling the Corn

Boiling the Corn entails that one sits outside on a ridiculously hot day, splashes some water on there dick, and stroke that shit till its fully cooked
Damn, it's 103 degrees outside. I'm thinking of Boiling the Corn on my front porch today.
by Dvan99 June 20, 2024
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Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.
I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.
by Babyquigly November 24, 2017
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corn nut

a corn nut is somebody named Ayo , they act in a nutish way whenever they catch a attitude
stop being a corn nut Ayo
by dessodtb January 22, 2024
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