When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.
I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023
Get the Canadian log jammug. by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
Get the Canadian lumberjack oral sexmug. When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023
Get the Canadian salt shakermug. The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.
Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.
Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017
Get the Canadian Coatmug. by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020
Get the Canadian air wickmug. Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.
New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!
(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015
Get the canadian nookiemug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug.