Alabama bread maker 

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

Alabama bread maker by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

The bread pudding effect by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023

french bread 

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

french bread by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

Cheese bread 

mmmm.. cheese bread

parcipitant #9271 : dude i had the best cheese bread yesterday
Parcipitant #9288 yooo sick

Cheese bread by i killed my wife for children January 1, 2024

White Bread 

Pale white brunette girls because the brown crust is hair and the bread is girl

that white bread wizard got a mahogany crust

White Bread by Wacka_Wacka January 18, 2024

Doggy bread

Alternate name for donuts, especially “old fashioneds”. Prominent across Michigan, Illinois, and other Great Lakes states. Origin unclear, but likely a cute name created by bakers to appeal to children.

Well, you know cops— they love their coffee, and they love their doggy bread.

What doggy bread y’all got today? I’m thinking jelly filled, but boston cream works too.

I love dunkin, but for doggy bread you can’t beat homemade!

Fuck, I love doggy bread.

Doggy bread by TigersFreakMotown42 February 17, 2024

Panera Bread Rizz 

A sort of aura one gets after prolonged exposure to Panera charged lemonades, especially as a member of the Panera sips club. Not necessarily "rizz" in the traditional charisma sense, more of a secret power one can unlock

I've got an essay due tonight and I just got a large Blood Orange Charged Sip. It's time to engage my Panera Bread Rizz.

Panera Bread Rizz by Guysaac February 21, 2024