boner sleeve

Slang term used to describe a condom.

Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?

Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.

by TMA-1 July 28, 2011

Darling Boner

A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.

Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND

by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012

joy boner

The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.

Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday

by kangoulius May 12, 2015

Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

Adrenal Boner

When a male human gets an erection without anything sexual-related

"Man, dude i have such an adrenal boner after that rollercoaster ride"

by funkymohawk July 1, 2008

Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008

tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

by Rip van Heusen April 13, 2016