Boner Hill

When you penis is erect and penetrates your bed sheet and forms a hill.

I noticed my boner hill this morning

by Koji L. September 7, 2016

geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.

geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins

by zepth007 December 4, 2009

Adrenal Boner

When a male human gets an erection without anything sexual-related

"Man, dude i have such an adrenal boner after that rollercoaster ride"

by funkymohawk July 1, 2008

Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".

Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010

Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

Thigh boner

When you have such a huge boner, that your cock moves to the side of your underwear,into a leg hole, and sticks to the side in your inner thighs.

*The movies*
Guy: -sees Megan Fox on screen and gets a thigh boner-
Girl: -Puts hand on guys leg-
Guy-sweats-
Girl:Is that a cucumber in your pants?
Guy:No *trollface*

by Dalemans August 6, 2011