by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012
Get the Insta-Bonermug. We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!
by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008
Get the Boner Deathmug. The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
Get the boner phonemug. Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.
geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 4, 2009
Get the geek bonermug. An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover August 20, 2012
Get the Boner Phonemug. by funkymohawk July 1, 2008
Get the Adrenal Bonermug. The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.
All those nerds at Comicon are sporting proximity boners dressed like theyre "to infinity and beyond" instead of getting a job.
by Studly Chucksteak Hungwell November 18, 2015
Get the Proximity Bonermug.