Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.

"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."

by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012

Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008

boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.

geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins

by zepth007 December 4, 2009

Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

Adrenal Boner

When a male human gets an erection without anything sexual-related

"Man, dude i have such an adrenal boner after that rollercoaster ride"

by funkymohawk July 1, 2008

Proximity Boner

The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.

All those nerds at Comicon are sporting proximity boners dressed like theyre "to infinity and beyond" instead of getting a job.

by Studly Chucksteak Hungwell November 18, 2015