Black Osama

Democratic candidate, Barack Obama's real name.

-2008 PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT-
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder

John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.

by Glomwill January 23, 2008

black hole

Someone notorious for not returning money borrowed from friends. ie. Steve Turkey

"dude, I wonder how much baby formula that black hole can buy with my money"

by Jeanie April 13, 2006

black attack

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.

Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

black metal

melodic guitars, high pitch or loud screams, music for the dark and mature.

black metal is VERY different from death metal.

by 121 March 15, 2003

Black Mamba

a highly venomous, slender, olive-brown to dark gray penis that moves with great speed and agility. Native to eastern and southern Africa. A penis like this could also be found in the home of Patrick Johnson's, who is located in Arizona. It is the largest poisonous penis on the continent.

Yeah, Patricks Black Mamba is UNREAL.

by Taraberra May 21, 2011

black powder

A heaving explosive first discovered by Chinese alchemists in the 9th century. It is comprised of KNO4(Potassium nitrate/saltpeter) + charcoal + sulfur mixed in a 15:3:2 ratio respectively. Also known as gun powder.

Quick, load the black powder into the cannon!

by POLSKASH July 29, 2008

half black

A person of both white and black origin. Often it is difficult them to determine if they are truly black or white, and may in fact belong to a third super-race.

Nate: Dude you suck at this game.
Mason: Shut the hell up, you're only half black.
Nate: Fuck you.

by Shane Carroll June 2, 2008