by MA Nigga Jason October 08, 2010
George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!
Don't mess with texas you stupid sand nigger!
by The Awesome March 28, 2005
by Arab Bastard January 14, 2007
1. Dumbass who tells unbelieveable stories in the hopes of impressing someone. (a corruption of Andrew and Walker: Texas Ranger. Circa 2005 Buffalo)
"yo that kid did missinary work in the Amazon!" "He said he fucked all the diner whores too. He such an Andrew: Texas Ranger"
by King of the Diner Whores December 11, 2006
One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.
University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
by TheBigF89 October 15, 2010
by aquafish4 March 03, 2005
George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass
by HellSing March 28, 2005