jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 April 18, 2011
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Laughing Jack

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0
by Prince_.Jaspy November 03, 2021
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jack tunstall

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board
by dickhead jones November 22, 2016
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Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".
I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.
by S-ter August 01, 2008
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jack-hammered

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.
Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.
by High Profile December 16, 2006
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Jack Wild

Jack Wild (30 September, 1952 – 2 March, 2006) was a British actor, born in Royton, Lancashire, England, who achieved fame for his roles in both stage and screen productions of the Lionel Bart musical Oliver!. For the latter performance (playing the Artful Dodger), he received an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor at the age of 16, but the Oscar went to Jack Albertson for his performance in The Subject was Roses.
It was at the premiere of the 1968 film version of Oliver! that he met brothers Sid and Marty Krofft, who thought Wild would make a good lead for a show they were developing called H.R. Pufnstuf. Wild starred in this American family TV series that launched in 1969, and also in the spin-off movie. He also embarked on a recording career, cutting one album for Capitol Records and two for Buddah Records in the early 1970s.
Excessive drinking at an early age derailed Wild's career. Sobering up in 1988, he returned to the big screen in a few minor roles, such as in the 1991 Kevin Costner film Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. He was also reported to be developing a TV situation comedy with Suzi Quatro around the same time, but those plans never materialised in an actual series. For the most part, though, Wild spent the remainder of his career working in theatre.
Wild died in Tebworth, age 53, after a long battle with oral cancer. Diagnosed with the disease in 2000, he underwent surgery in July 2004 and had part of his tongue and both vocal cords removed. Because of this surgery, he had lost his speech1 and had to communicate through his wife.
RIP Jack Wild (30 September, 19522 March, 2006)
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Jacking Off

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.
by Derpherpderpistan February 11, 2013
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