The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.
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Get the Poo tang mug.The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
by krupcakes July 22, 2012
Get the poo check mug.Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.
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Get the poo wang mug.(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
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