ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Tit Flyers

when your boobs magically fly and smack someone in the fucking face! BAM POW!!!!! ;)

Dude: Did you see that girls boobs hit that guy!? Dude 2: yea man! She has some tit flyers!!!

by blllluuuccckkk November 10, 2011

trailer tits

a woman with a particularly low hanging rack due to extreme usage, and lack of bra, due to a low paying job.

"God dammit Wendy get your trailer tits sister off of the couch and find her a job."

by butthole96 September 8, 2014

Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.

Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"

by rds1840 September 25, 2011

Tit Nazi

Tit nazi (noun)
1. a woman whose prominent breasts substitute for respectful interaction with others
2. A woman who makes up in tits what she lacks in superego super ego = psychic apparatus that moderates the ego according to social and moral norms

Tit nazied (verb)
1. the act of disrespecting others as a result of feeling superior due a sense of entitlement that arises from one’s breasts

“Tit tripping” (intransitive verb)
- the experience of being in control of a social situation because of the power arising from the prominence of one’s breasts

"My bartender is an asshole, but her tits keep me coming back. She's such a tit nazi."

“Look how much of an asshole I can be, and yet they keep coming back. I’m so tit tripping.”

“I tit tripped my way into making a lot of tips.”

by Jehalexacy June 17, 2011

Tit Punch

A slang term used to describe the act of punching someone in the breast or nipple.

Charlotte: I tit punched Monica today. She was talking shit about me.

by Sassy screaming September 2, 2016

Moustache Tits

Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.

Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.

by BixiBite January 25, 2011