dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

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dirty suit

When a business person in attire has sex with a coworker with only their pants down during business hours and everyone knows it happened

Our boss carter has a dirty suit every Friday with the janitor Taylor

Dude look at those dirty suits of accountant Koral and Nikki

by Onlyme4you April 26, 2020

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A Dirty WiLinda is the act of urinating on your partner's feet while pleasuring them orally. Typically, this is performed in the shower, but true freaks don't mind giving a Dirty WiLinda whenever and wherever asked. This sexual act may be performed by any gender.

He thought he was a freak until she gave him a Dirty WiLinda. The warmth raining down on his feet was matched only by her mouth on his cock.

by FlashG4k April 26, 2020

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Dirty Morpheus

When the bitch won’t let the Child be called Morpheus so you Batter the woman.

Person 1: What did he do?
Person 2: He beat his wife because she didn’t name the baby Morpheus.
Person 1: Ah, so a Dirty Morpheus

Person 2: yeah....

by RiskyPotato April 26, 2020

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dirty tisha

when a girl has massive tits so you take a massive shit in between them

guy 1:bro she gave me a dirty tisha

guy 2: niceee bro

by thisisfortisha April 26, 2020

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dirty morpheus

When the bitch won’t let you name your child Morpheus so you batter the Wife and take the child and raise it as Morpheus.

Person 1: She wouldn’t Let me name the child Morpheus!
Person 2: So you pulled a dirty Morpheus?
Person 1: Yep is was the only way...
Person 2: Yeah no....

by RiskyPotato April 27, 2020

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